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My wife walking in the room where I'm trying to watch

you know, when i see a chick all dolled up in a costume w/heavy make-up, or over the top stage props, or a lot of sex toys and crap, i know the scenes' gonna suck bcuz these things distract from the fucking . a lot of lex, and jjordan joints are like this

also, i went a lot of years HATING sean michaels, who IS a porn legend, bcuz he f'd up MANY SMP scenes w/distorted lens work, all kinds of pretense and arse-senio hall style of 'look-at-me egoism'. and again, its a distraction from the sex..

another thing is too much atten paid to the male. male faces in the camera, dudes yappin like yentas, and too much talk in general. stop talkin and get to fucking, or you r gonna lose me..

beyond these important things are stale, fat or ugly hoes...anything staring the hopelessly hideous britney stevens and the hottest looking woman ive ever seen, for instance, will ruin the entire scene for me...

oh, one other thing: cunnilingus, spitting, and the mish position: A COMPLETE BORING WASTE OF FILM FOOTAGE . a guys ugly face, teeth, lips and gums slurping away is a turn on?. also, some dudes hate anal cuz its too dirty for 'em, but the shit (an actual discharge) that cums from the human mouf is nastier actually. finally, the mish position is just man butt, and a distorted view of a honey's face and tits..only an idiot director films such boredom. thats something i want to to a lady, not watch another bloke do...

Chicks pushing cream pies back out and swallowing them...

when Wesley pipes speaks

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That too, (I usually mute him).

When any of the performers seem bored.

Too much aggression/lack of sensuality.

for me, if the girl is being extremely, extremely wild. I mean I don't mind girls being wild, but when you see them extremely wild to a point that its super fake, it just kills it for me.. Ala Jesse Jane. Don't get me wrong, she's got one of the hottest body and all, but when she starts to ride a guy like she's bull riding, it kills the scene for me..

oh yeah, I forgot 1 thing.. fat/thick girls.. it's just not my thing..

music, fake moaning and on the flipside no moaning at all.

Chick looking at the camera, damn clothing left on, scenes shot in dumbass places, directors talking or participating, anal without vaginal, good ir scene ruined with a white dude thrown in, no cowgirl with a chick with an amazing ass, condoms